Atlas Shrugged: The Mocking

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Going Galt

You might think that I have not been posting because of real life commitments such as graduations, out-of-town visitors, getting the house and yard in shape for out-of-town visitors, multiple birthday parties, and birthday-related outings but you would be wrong, wrong, wrong. For I have been refraining from blogging to protest the shredding of our Constitution and our national descent into socialist Hell via the diabolical works of our Kenyan overlord. As long as he still sits on his throne of power I cannot muster up the emotional strength necessary to commit random insults to digital paper and must retreat into the safety and security of my little Texas homestead where the taxes never rise, unlike the floodwaters, buckling asphalt streets, and strange groups of people who purport to be holding tea parties yet never drink tea or eat small cucumber sandwiches.

I'll be back tomorrow.

ADDED: Bwahaha!

2 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Say what you will, I never found your insults to be random.

Anonymous said...

Halp

http://www.balloon-juice.com/2012/06/05/tommy-boy-your-density-is-calling/

McMegs